I'm fucked. I haven't written my stories for BB yet.
You wanna know why? Because I can't write anything. He leeches my creativity from me with his meaningless, trivial assignments and when he wants me to write, I can't. It's bullshit. And now I'm going to get in trouble because it's his fault I can't write anything. Besides, most of what I write shocks him anyway. I guess writing about sex and male prostitutes does that do a guy. He even told me 'Don't use swears' meaning 'Don't write about a boy being asked to become a hooker'. Whatever, it's what I feel like writing. Plus, I make references to things even more obscure than his silent films and German plays and he has no idea what I'm talking about. I even make references to non-obscure things and he doesn't get them. But he pretends to.
Examples:
My story:
Ferdie: You can't take a cardboard cutout of River Phoenix to the dance. That's so middle school.
Veronica: It's very Denise and Kenny
Line I really want to use for a future story:
Ferdie: Man, that chick is hot!
Joss: L-l-l-l-ola!
Conversation in class:
Jason: We could go to Harmony
Me: Yeah! We could take a field trip to my house!
Adri: And watch Stand By Me!
BB: And what does that have to do with writing?
Adri: Gordie was a writer.
BB: Who?...uh...oh yes::walks away::
Me: He has no idea what we're talking about.
Adri: No kidding.
Yeah, he doesn't get my references and therefore doesn't like my stories because he's a moron. Well, he's a biased fuckwit who has a miserable little life and his sole meaning is to make up stuff about himself and make everyone else as miserable as he is. That is why he's Mr. Brolin from SF. Also, no fucking way did he go to Yale. If you went to Yale, you don't teach English and Creative Writing at a "middle-of-nowhere cowtown" high school. You're at the very least a professor somewhere. You also don't wear red pull-over windbreakers and live in a house just short of a bungalow. And you don't think you're better than people because you don't have a license. That just makes you really, really pathetic.
So yeah, I'm rebelling. I'm going to become a delinquent and not do those shitass dialogue only stories (by the way, he doesn't know a thing about plays) because it's his fault I have no creativity right now because he's leeched it out of me. Yay for drama, that gabe me creativity for ItI last year.
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